When Your Ex-Boyfriend Almost Becomes A Tumblr Celebrity

27 Feb

Yesterday there was a brief moment where Katie and I wondered if my ex-boyfriend (devastating ex-boyfriend) (very devastating ex-boyfriend) was now a Tumblr celebrity.

Let me tell you, it was an intense three minutes.

Katie: OK Jill, I have to do this.  Please tell me this isn’t Frank.


Katie: Cause “hot (FRANK’S PROFESSION)” is all over Tumblr and Ross and I have been comparing the photo for like 20 minutes and Hil is asleep and I feel like if it is this is code red and I need to be Joan Cusack to your Julia Roberts at the beginning of Runaway Bride.

Jill: OMG


Jill: It’s not.  I don’t think it is.  It’s just a man who looks a wholeeeee lot like him.

Katie: Yeah, I did some serious like comparative analysis. My blood went cold and I was like…no…

Jill: OMG OMG.  It’s like he’s next though.  Once they find him.

Katie: But realistically, how many hot FRANK’S PROFESSIONS can be out there? Are you okay? *holds out hands to make sure you’re steady*

Jill: Am I ever okay?

Katie: You are always okay.  I’ve got your back from here til forever.

Jill: You are the best.

Katie: Aww, you hang up first.

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4 Responses to “When Your Ex-Boyfriend Almost Becomes A Tumblr Celebrity”

  1. Cheri @ Overactive Blogger February 27, 2014 at 12:23 pm #

    Shoot, I need to go back and read what the deal was with that ex. I’m getting married now, but I used to be traumatized by this ex-bf, and my blood would literally run cold when I would see him or when he would occasionally call me on my birthday. Lord these exes….

    • lauren packer February 27, 2014 at 6:15 pm #

      man me too!! my blood turns to ice whenever i see him. i get a knot in my stomach and i want to vomit. i ran into him in london of all places, thousands of miles from home, and i BOLTED before he saw me.

  2. lauren packer February 27, 2014 at 6:16 pm #

    stupid exes. i hate exes. geez. i’m married now thank goodness and will never have another ex again! but if i see my ex, my blood turns TO ICE. as i told cheri above, i ran into him in LONDON of all places, and we both live in utah. i ran so far so fast before he could talk to me.

    • jillianlorraine February 28, 2014 at 10:16 am #

      Haha! This is a story that needs to be told.

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